The Category Is: Things That Freak Me Out

I am totally freaking out.

I sat down at my regular table at my regular coffee shop and was going about my day... regularly. And then a strange thing happened. Two men sat down right next to me.

True, that is not strange in itself. It happens regularly. But, I haven't said the strangest part. One of the men looks exactly like Garrison Keeler and the other looks exactly like Nathan Lane.

Seriously, an impeccable likeness.

Now, this shouldn't be as freaky as it is, except for my deep, dark, secret phobia: I am terrified of Garrison Keeler. He is my mental image of the Crypt keeper. I am scared of him like children are scared of clowns. (On a related note, I am also scared of clowns).

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