She is me as I are we as you are she and we are all together.

OMG ya'll! I had the great privilege of interviewing a bright rising star of the GOP, Christine O'Donnell! ("Bright Morning Star of the GOP" is also rumored to be her old coven's code-name.)

(if you have not seen Christine O'Donnell's latest campaign commercial, the following will make less sense, check it out here before reading below.)

Christine O'Donnell: "I'm not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you."

Dan: "You're me?!"

Christine O'Donnell: "I'm you."

Dan: "You are totally blowing my mind right now. I love it when politicians talk metaphysics and Eastern Philosophy."

Christine O'Donnell: "I'll go to Washington and do what you'd do."

Dan: "If I went to Washington, I would visit the Smithsonian Air and Space museum... are you going to visit the Smithsonian Air and Space museum?"

Christine O'Donnell: "I'm not a witch"

Dan: "I know that... you're me (I would be a warlock anyway)... But what is with all the smoke billowing out from
behind you in your commercial?"

(pause)

Christine O'Donnell: "I'm Christine O'Donnell, and I approve this message. I'm you."

Dan: "I'm Christine O'Donnell, and I also approve this message. I'm her. I'm also the walrus."

11 comments:

Li said...

I'm sure you look equally nice in heels as well. :-) Terrific post, I needed a laugh today.

Elizabeth Downie said...

Do you mind if I add you to my blog roll? You might get hits from random people (like myself). Your blog cracks me up! You have a great writing style.

Anonymous said...

I saw some really messed up comments about Ms. O'Donnell in a far left magazine. I thought they were uncalled for. Hopefully she wins her a Senate seat.

Angeline Rose Larimer said...

I liked her better when she WAS a witch.

Getting Better Everyday said...

That was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh.

bbonnar said...

They be funny pictures.

Anonymous said...

Interesting~

Alex said...

this is one of the few blogs i regularly check. fantastic stuff man, this blog makes me laugh every time.

adria.nassim said...

love that quote! I am a HUGE Beatles fan! Great blog!

Storm Of Angels said...

lol

i'm just sayin said...

wow. Awesome blog dude. Great quote.