Anyway, the reviews for this movie have been terrible. Metacritic tallied its score at a whopping 20; to put that into perspective, "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" got 21. M. Night Shalamanahan went up against Larry the Cable Guy and lost!
Yet, having no integrity, I was determined to find a good review for what I'm sure will be a disappointing movie. Then, I came across this wonderful gem and regained some of my hope:
Collin M. gave it a:
The movie was varry cool because it has the first episode and then at the end he fights the fire lord I say it is vary intreating so I would give it an 8.
Thank you, Collin! You almost allowed me to retain the illusion of integrity with this smashing (and somewhat coherent) review. Of course, there are a few problems here. First, which is it, an 8 or a 10? Second, spell check. I'm not even sure if you spelled your own name correctly for heaven's sake!
The saddest part of this whole thing is that now I will have to wait until this movie is streaming free on Netflix and I am home sick before I will allow myself to watch it.
A little teaser (or warning): In the next blog post, Dan may appear half naked... I'll let you guess which half.