Man: "Do you know any midgets who were born Jews but converted to Christianity later in life?"Dan (startled and slightly offended by the content of the question): "... No... ?!"Man: "Oh, well I'm writing this Christian rock Opera that I really want to do for church"Dan: "And you need a Jewish convert who is a midget?"Man: "Yeah. It's a play that walks through the life of Jesus, and the story is told mostly in song... The midget would play Zacchaeus. I already have his rap written."Dan: "rap?"Man: "Yeah. I always thought that it would be cool to see a midget rapping."(Dan slowly edges away, pretending to have something important that requires immediate attention)
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.