One president once said, "the only thing to fear is fear itself." Now it's patriotic to fear... Color-coded in fact. And other musings

I have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say. Yet, I propose that this is and will be the greatest blog post ever written by a human. (I can't promise it will be better than what this monkey might write.)

I might not be able to back up that claim with anything substantial, but try disproving it. You can't. Can you? The objective standard of blog criticism is not universal, and that is exactly my point. Think about it.

Okay. Not stop thinking about it. If you don't stop, you might be an elitist.

What is with the debate over unrestricted off-shore drilling? I am tired about hearing about it. This is the stupidest political controversy since the gas-tax holiday.

Speaking of politics. John McCain is not the original maverick. There are only four "original mavericks", and those are the poker playing brothers Bart, Bret, Beau, and Brent Maverick, from the critically un-acclaimed comedy-western TV series of the late 50's and early 60's: "Maverick." McCain's commercials should just say, "John McCain: a (really old) maverick (for our time.)" McCain better recognize, else ther'l be consequences.
Who is the tall dark stranger there?
Maverick is the name.
Riding the trail to who-knows-where
Luck is his companion
Gamblin' is his game.
Smooth as the handle on a gun.
Maverick is the name.
Wild as the wind in Oregon
Blowin' up a canyon
Easier to tame.
Riverboat ring your bell.
Fare-thee-well Annabelle.
Luck is the lady that he loves the best.
Natchez to New Orleans.
Livin' on jacks and queens.
Maverick is a legend of the west.

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