You know what I hate? Red Delicious apples.
They are anything but delicious and have a texture that makes you think, “Mmm... baby food.” I honestly think I’d rather eating wet chalk. None of that for me, thank you very kindly.
Gala, Fuji, and Braeburn. If I dealt with apple stocks, I would invest in these.
McIntosh ain’t too bad either.
So, my advice to all who are reading this: if you have not already done so, stop eating Red Delicious apples.
Stay tuned; I have more foods to critique. Next on my list: Iceberg lettuce… eww.