You know what I hate? Red Delicious apples.They are anything but delicious and have a texture that makes you think, “Mmm... baby food.” I honestly think I’d rather eating wet chalk. None of that for me, thank you very kindly.
Gala, Fuji, and Braeburn. If I dealt with apple stocks, I would invest in these.
McIntosh ain’t too bad either.
So, my advice to all who are reading this: if you have not already done so, stop eating Red Delicious apples.
Stay tuned; I have more foods to critique. Next on my list: Iceberg lettuce… eww.
2 comments:
Dan, I share you dislike for both red delicious apples AND iceberg lettuce. Red delicious apples because they're all grainy and soft, and iceberg lettuce because there's basically no nutritional value to it. At all.
Will we be graced by your food critique on a weekly basis?
your. I meant I share "your" critique...
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