Last night I dreamt that I was a superhero. I was attempting to infiltrate the super-villain’s lair. So I decided that I would pretend I was one of them and I volunteered to conduct the registration for their designated driver program. Then, after a while of helping out the drunken folks, I began to realize that I had misjudged the super-villains. They weren’t such bad guys. I mean, they were running a pretty good program.
Then I woke up…
I am hoping there is someone out there who can interpret my dream. What is my subconscious trying to tell me?
I know some Native American and eastern religions teach (or taught) that the dream world was more real than this world. If this is the case, what are my super-powers?
On the very slightly more serious side, has anyone heard of this new “Left Behind: Eternal Forces” video game? Apparently, the game is based right after the rapture. You are one of the only Christians left… or converted after the rapture, I don’t know… whatever the moronic story is. You are charged with recruiting and converting an army to the twisted religion of the American fundamentalists. Then you get to go and fight Satan and his evil secular humanist minions. This game sounds more ridiculous than a piñata that is made out of candy and shoots out paper mache for the kinds to eat. Hmm… not my best line… This game brings back the classic call of Christianity: “Convert or Die!”